If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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