How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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