Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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