do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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