Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
