My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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