I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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