Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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