How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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