In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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