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life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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