that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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