did you get engaged???
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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