Pappa wants mamma naked
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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