fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
