Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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