Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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