I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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