just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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