Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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