party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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