so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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