I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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