Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Randomize
