dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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