Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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