I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Holy shit dude........stairs
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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