okay pat passed out under dana's car
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
