Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i just google imaged poop.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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