btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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