im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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