He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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