we made out on top of his cat.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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