Plan B is the new Plan A
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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