Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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