he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
