she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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