I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
