First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
