i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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