I cockslap morals
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
