Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
as a side note pls kill me
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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