even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
