I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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