Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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