You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
