how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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