I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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