So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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