Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Randomize
