waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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