thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize