I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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