these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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