I think my vagina is haunted
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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