mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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